I guess I'm going to hell, but it's so easy...
P: I have to go back to Canada.
Me: You mean Canadia?
P: No, it's called Canada.
Me: Aren't you Canadian?
Me: I'm American, that means I'm from America. You're Canadian, doesn't that mean you're from Canadia?
P: Oh....well, maybe.
Me: Yeah, that's what I thought, you better get your facts straight.
Me: Yeah, good luck getting back, you don't even know what country you're from.
As the blog is in chronological order, I would recommend going all the way back the the first post, start reading from the bottom and make you way to the present. It's a wonderful story about "Me & P". They actually seem to have evolved into pretty good friends.